A to Z

Fuck from A to Z

Compounds, phrases, abbreviations and derivatives. Dates are first recorded uses where a reliable one is known, chiefly from Sheidlower's The F-Word and the OED; "c." means approximately; "20th c." means nobody has pinned it down. Entries marked with a warning are offensive beyond the ordinary.

A

absofuckinglutely
Absolutely, with an infix. The textbook example of expletive infixation; recorded from the 1920s.
AF
As fuck. Internet intensifier: tired AF. 2010s.
ass-fuck / arse-fuck
Anal intercourse. Literal.

B

batshit / bugfuck
Bugfuck: crazy. US military and Southern slang, 1960s. Usually paired with crazy.
brainfuck
Something baffling or disturbing; also an esoteric programming language (1993) with eight commands.
bumfuck
A remote, nowhere place: Bumfuck, Egypt or Bumfuck, Idaho. US, 1970s. Also BFE.

C

clusterfuck
A chaotic, many-sided failure. US military, 1960s; earlier a group sex sense. Now standard business English behind closed doors.
cluster-fucked
Suffering the effects of a clusterfuck.

D

DILLIGAF
Do I look like I give a fuck? Military and biker abbreviation, 1990s.
dumbfuck
A stupid person. US, mid-20th century.

E

eff / effing
The letter F standing for the whole word. Effing and blinding: swearing steadily. British, 1940s.
F-bomb
The word itself, treated as ordnance: he dropped the F-bomb. US, 1980s; associated with sports broadcasting.

F

FAFO
Fuck around and find out. Provoke and suffer the consequences. Southern US saying, popularised online in the late 2010s.
feck
Irish and Scots. Originally to steal or to throw; now a mild stand-in for fuck. Rated mild by the BBFC. See Around the world.
FFS
For fuck's sake. Text and internet, 1990s.
FML
Fuck my life. Popularised by the website fmylife.com, 2009.
FNG
Fucking new guy. US military, Vietnam era.
for fuck's sake
Exasperation. Modelled on for God's sake. Recorded from the 1940s.
fubar
Fucked up beyond all recognition (or repair). US forces, 1944. Now a standard word in engineering.
fuck a duck
Exclamation of surprise. 1930s.
fuck-all
Nothing. British and Irish, 1918. Sweet fuck-all, formed on sweet Fanny Adams.
fuck around
To waste time; to be promiscuous. US, 1920s.
fuck about
To waste time or mess around. British, 1920s.
fuck-buddy
A friend one has sex with, without a relationship. US, 1990s; friend with benefits is the polite form.
fuckboy / fuckboi
A shallow, manipulative young man. From hip-hop (2000s) via Tumblr and Twitter, mainstream by 2014. Earlier prison slang with a different sense.
fucked
Broken, exhausted, doomed, or drunk.
fucked up
Wrong, broken, intoxicated, or emotionally damaged. Sense depends entirely on the noun.
fucker
A person, contemptible or merely referred to; also any troublesome object: the fucker won't start. As a term of abuse from the 16th century.
fuckery
Nonsense, trickery, shenanigans. Jamaican and Black British usage, popularised in the 2000s; Amy Winehouse's "Me and Mr Jones" (2006) put it on record.
fuckface / fuckhead
A contemptible person. US, 1940s.
fuck-fest
An orgy; figuratively, a chaotic excess of anything.
fuckin' A
Emphatic agreement (fucking affirmative). US forces, Second World War.
fucking
The intensifier. See Grammar. 1528.
fuck it
Resignation or reckless decision. Fuck it, I'll do it.
fuck knows
Nobody knows.
fuck me
Astonishment, never a request. Fuck me sideways, fuck me gently with a chainsaw (Heathers, 1988).
fuck-me shoes / boots
Provocative footwear. 1970s; attributed to Germaine Greer.
fuck off
Go away (1929); also to leave: he fucked off. As an adjective, very large: a big fuck-off knife (British, 1980s).
fuck over
To treat badly, cheat. US, 1960s.
fuckstick
An idiot. US, late 20th century.
fuck this shit
Total resignation. Also a meme.
fuckton
A very large amount. 2000s, modelled on shitload; the metric fuckton is larger.
fuck up
To blunder (1916, soldiers); as a noun, a fuck-up, a mistake or a person who makes them.
fuck with
To interfere with, or to provoke. US, 1960s.
fuck yeah / fuck yes
Emphatic enthusiasm. Popularised by a wave of "Fuck Yeah" Tumblr blogs from 2008.
fuck you
The shortest complete hostile sentence in English. Also fuck you very much.
fuck-you money
Enough money to walk away from any job. US, 1970s.
fuckwad
An idiot. US, 1970s.
fuckwit
An idiot. Australian and British, 1960s.
fugly
Fucking ugly. US, 1970s.
fug
Norman Mailer's publisher-imposed spelling in The Naked and the Dead (1948). The Fugs, a 1960s band, took their name from it.

G

give a fuck
To care, always negated. I don't give a fuck, 1920s. Zero fucks given, no fucks to give, fresh out of fucks: 2010s.
GTFO
Get the fuck out. Internet, 2000s.
go fuck yourself
Hostile dismissal, immortalised in the US Senate in 2004. See Politics.

H

headfuck
Something bewildering. British, 1980s. See mindfuck.
holy fuck
Astonishment. Also a Canadian band.

I

IDGAF
I don't give a fuck. Text and internet.

J

JFC
Jesus fucking Christ. Internet abbreviation.

K

KMFDM
Not what fans assume. The band's name is German, Kein Mehrheit für die Mitleid. Included because everyone asks.

L

LMFAO
Laughing my fucking arse off. Internet, 1990s.

M

MILF
Mother I'd like to fuck. 1990s; mainstream after American Pie (1999). Now also DILF, GILF.
mindfuck
A bewildering or manipulative experience. US counterculture, 1960s.
motherfucker
The strongest compound; a person, an object, or a term of admiration (a bad motherfucker). First recorded 1918; in Black American speech before that. Also motherfucking, mofo, MF, muthafucka.

N

O

OMFG
Oh my fucking God. Internet.

P

pigfucker
Extreme abuse. Rare outside Hunter S. Thompson.

R

ratfuck
Political dirty tricks. University of Southern California student slang in the 1960s, carried into the Nixon White House by Donald Segretti and Dwight Chapin. Also, earlier, a chaotic situation.

S

skullfuck
Violent abuse; figuratively, to overwhelm.
snafu
Situation normal, all fucked up. US forces, 1941. Now a polite word for a mix-up, used by people who have no idea.
STFU
Shut the fuck up. Internet, 1990s.

T

tarfu
Things are really fucked up. Second World War; sibling of snafu and fubar.
the fuck
Intensifier in questions and commands: what the fuck; get the fuck out; the fuck you will.

U

unfuck
To repair, fix, sort out. US military: unfuck yourself.
unfuckable
Sexually undesirable; also of a plan, unable to be ruined.

W

windfucker
A kestrel, so called because it beats against the wind. 1599. The gentler word windhover replaced it, and Gerard Manley Hopkins made a poem of that one instead.
WTF
What the fuck. Usenet, 1985. Also WTAF (what the actual fuck).

Z

zero fucks
See give a fuck. The 2010s formulation of total indifference.

Words we have deliberately not listed

Some compounds attach the word to a slur about disability, race, sexuality or gender. They exist, and dictionaries record them, but they are not clever variations on a swear word: they are the slur with a swear word bolted on. If you know one, you know why it is not here.